the things he says

Last night we had some bad weather. And leave it to Jason to solve Mother Nature's wrath. He said, "If a tornado comes, we should lock the doors."

Then first thing this morning, I told the hubby I was going to quit drinking soda. And out of nowhere Jason sarcastically says, "Why so you can lose weight?" What? Where does this kid get this stuff? Jacques was laughing so hard, I was sure he would wet his pants.