Today's mischief, brought to you via Twins.

1.) Zachary broke my one of my favorite cups.

2.) One of the kids, likely Zach, hid the dog's water bowl.

3.) Zachary tore up and ate a Styrofoam cup, all over the living room.

3.) I caught Zach ejecting and then shoving a Wii game back into the console.

4.) Zachary jumped on Ryan from the couch. It was so bad, Jacques thought something may be broken on poor Ryan, who didn't mind.

5.) Ryan and Zachary knocked down, which ended up breaking, our fireplace screen. Then they crawled inside the pit, covering themselves with soot.

6.) While bathing the boys, Zachary put my toothbrush on his bare bottom.

7.) While cooking supper, I turn around and caught Zachary standing on the dining room table, swinging the chandelier like he was Tarzan on a vine.

8.) I found smashed pizza on the hardwood floor. The culprit was not identified, but my money is on Zach.

9.) Zachary was caught placing individual pieces of popcorn on the carpet then stomping on them.

10.) But at the end of the day, they are both in bed by 8 and I am still highly smitten with the both of them.